Sunday, 11th March
Today's shuffling song: Total Eclipse Of The Heart by Bonnie Tyler. Gotta love the eighties.
Bonjour, readers.
Alright, it's official: four day weekends may be awesome, but they suck for blog writers, because, just like yesterday, I have NOTHING to talk about. And I'm sure that some of you are like, "Vig, what the hell, man? Why aren't you out partying your arse off?" Good question, imaginary, slightly douchey reader. For starters. I live just to the right of the middle of nowhere, with no driver's licsense. I could ride a horse to town, but I'm not Yanky Doodle. Besides, I was never one for partying. I prefer staying in with my mates, kicking thier asses at Mario Kart. Yeah, I'm talking about you, Red Dwarf. And even if you could get me to a party, I'd be a wreck. I'd just stand in the corner, looking like a stalker. Also, I can't dance, save for the odd moonwalk in my socks. No, I think I'll just sit here in the VigilanteCave, munching on home made pizza, modding Nerf guns and re-watching both Iron Man movies, like a good not-so-little nerd. And if you're sitting there, thinking "Huh? Not-so-little?", I'm six foot five, and still growing. I've never been called little in my life. And Red Dwarf, if you even think about posting a comment about how my private parts have been called little, I swear, you'll end up as a smudge on my shoe.
Later, readers.
The Vigilante
I have never called them little... "Microscopic" is the term I use =) When I'm being nice that is, because you see in reality... You have nothing. At all.
ReplyDeleteAnd don't threaten me with the "Smudge on my shoe" because you know even though I am half your size I can kick you arse with barely any thought necessary at all. Which is good as I need the other 99.999999999% of my brain to think about important things such as how to improve on Mario Kart. Which I admittedly suck at.
Also Lucy would throw you off - she knows who's boss ;) and it ain't you. Even Swampy knows that.
Microscopic? That's not what YOUR MOTHER SAID!! BURN!! I apologize, that was a very immature thing to do, your mother is a wonderful person. Even if she does hate me. Hang on, 99.9 recurring percent? So, for you, that's, hang on, let me do the math, three brain cells. and besides, how many horse riding competitions have you won? I'll tell you. LESS THAN ME. Wait, did I say that out loud? God, that sounded so gay. Well, if I'm going to soung gay, I might as well go all out. HE'S THE KING OF ATLINTIS!
ReplyDeleteOh, and ps. You have tried numerous times to kick my ass, and failed. In fact, if I remember correctly, the last time you tried you hit yourself in the face.
Aidan, you rode in a competition once. I repeat once. And then retired on a "high note". I have been in numerous (well about 5, but that's besides the point) competitions so no, I have more than you.
DeleteHa ha twas lame. I'll give you guys a repeat of the above reference to "gayness".
V: I am Aqua man.
RD: Really? That is really Lame....
V: Aqua man's not Lame he's King of Atlantis.
RD: ......
V: Oh (Insert lots of self insults)
And the ps was an unnecessary reminder. Trust me XD
RD:
You didn't hear me, did you? How many have you WON? and thank for calling me by my name.
ReplyDeleteDoh XD I thought I called you V *headdesk*
ReplyDeleteThat's sleep dep for you.
Ah well, it's not like anyone's really reading these comments, right? Right? Still, V sounds good for a nickname. Vig sounded too much like a vegetable. or a woman's private parts. From hence forth, my nickname shall be V! SOMEONE GET ME A FAWKSIAN MASK!!
ReplyDelete