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Monday, 19 March 2012

The Muppets are coming for me... through my toilet!!

Tuesday, 20th March, 4:50pm
Fun things to do in an exam #6: Bring cheerleaders.

Hey, readers.

Had a free double period first up today. I meant to do a chapter of work for Psychology, so naturally Cripty B and I ended up watching the new Muppets movie on his laptop. I was terrified of The Muppets as a little kid. I used to think they would come out of my toilet and get me, so whenever I had to go, I would creep in, quietly do my stuff, flush the toilet and sprint out. Okay, so they're not exactly Stephen King's It, but come on, Gonzo still looks kinda creepy. Anyway, had Literature after that. We're doing T. S. Eliot, and next week, we have to do an exam on his "views and values". You ask me, I reckon they're the same as every other poets: life sucks, the world is dismal, we should all go die. Don't tell my Lit teacher that, though. I think she's in love with the guy. Like, full on, sleeping with his picture under her pillow love. Maybe all I need to do to pass the exam is draw a big picture of T. S. Eliot. She'll go all dreamy-eyed ovre it, and I'll get an A. Hmm, good plan, that.

Later, readers.
The Vigilante

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