Friday, 30th March, 4:22pm
Fun things to do in an exam #16: Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.
'Sup, readers.
I'm writing this in a pair of Cripty B's pants, which an me are more tights, and one of his dad's shirts. It's a long story, so stay with me. I went to school todyt, and as I mentioned in the last post, I had no classes, so for the first two periods, it was a case of sitting around, twiddling my thumbs. About eleven o'clock, me and Cripty B decided we've had enough, and start walking to his place. About halfway to his place, there's a small lake in the middle of town, called Lake Sambell. As we were walking past it, we decided it was dry enough to walk across. In all my years, I don't think I've been more wrong. By the time we got out, two and a half hours later, I had three inch thick mud boots up to my knees, and the rest of me was just brown. Cripty B was just as bad. We evtually made it to his place, where I had what felt like the best shower of my life. Of course, my clothes looked like an elephant had taken a crap on them, so they went in the wash. I'll get them back from him someday. At least I hope I will, those are my favourite jeans.
Later, readers.
The Vigilante
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