The royal family of Denmark are lions.

Saturday, 10th March, 8:36pm
Today's shuffling song: Jimmy Recard by Drapht. One of the best rap songs of all time.

Hey readers.

To tell the truth, I don't really have much to talk about today. It was a pretty lazy day. Just slept in, did a bit of grocery shopping, and that's pretty much it. And now I've got nothing to talk about. At the moment, I'm watching The Lion King on TV. Wait, I can talk about that! Because I actually have learnt something in Literature, and that's William Shakespeare's Hamlet. And you don't even have to look closely to realise that The Lion King is Hamlet! Seriously, go read Hamlet, then watch The Lion King. It's all there! Uncle kills father to become king, son gets exiled but comes back, son kills uncle. Simba's father, Mufasa, even comes back as a ghost. And to go even further, he makes a speech about how his son has to remember him! True, the endings are different, but they wouldn't let the main character die in a Disney movie, were they? But everything else is the same! I find it seriously ironic when someone tells me they didn't like Hamlet at all, but they loved The Lion King. It's like saying that you don't like films, but you love movies. It's the same bloody thing! Go on, try and tell me I'm wrong. See, you can't, can you?

Later, readers.
The Vigilante.