To quote Garfield....

Mondays. Is there anbody out there who actually enjoys Mondays? I mean, seriously. You spend the weekend sleeping in and doing whatever the hell you want to, And then Monday comes around, and you've got to go to a job, or in my case, that circle of Hell (Yes, that was a Dante reference) that they call school. The first day of the week, and I've got double periods of the three subjects that I least enjoy; Literaute (Hence the Dante), Psychology, and Math. And,. of course, I've forgotten to do the homework for all of them. No wonder my teachers hate me. Still, school does have its benefits. I managed to spend my lunchtime chowing down on sandwhiches and arguing which Nerf gun is better to dual wield, Mavericks or Barricades. Oh, and to my mate, Cripty B, if you're reading this, you know it's the Barricade. Just admit it, man. God, I need a life.

In case you're kind of starting to think of me as just a Nerf nerd, calm down. My mates and I are just (somewhat) regular people. If a little messed up. First off, there's Cripty B, my best friend. His parents are immagrents, though from where I can't remember, but I'm pretty sure his dad is a spy. You know, he's got that lasers of death look. Cripty's an avid comic book man like me, and we often have the arugument of Stan Lee vs. Frank Miller. I say Lee, he says Miller. Then there's the Red Dwarf, who's a girl, and a friend, but she's not my girlfriend, you immature little buggers. She rides horses, and is an artist. I'm hoping that one day, I'll be able to convince her to paint my Nerf guns. She also has a rather painful fondness of hitting me on the head or the nuts. I reckon she believes I'm either too smart or fertile. And finally, the Kemster, the master linguist. He may only be four and a half feet tall at seventeen, and built like a stick (and most of that stick is a giant smile), but don't let that fool you. He's fluent in seven different languages, and is currently learning Japanese for the fun of it. I swear, you just can't be mad at the Kemster. He's constantly smiling. And when I say constantly, I mean it. I've snuck up on him while he was sleeping, and there was still a giant grin on his face.

Anyway, I'm going to go for a swim. Before I sign off, though, I've come up with an idea to keep the masses amused. Every time I post an update, I'm going to put my ipod on shuffle and write down the first song to come up. Today's shuffling song is.... Holy Grail by Hunters & Collectors. Mmm, awesome song. Aussie band, too. If you don't know it, look it up. It's worth it.

Later, readers.
The Vigilante