Saturday, 31st March, 7:16pmFun things to do in an exam #17: Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up! For Math/Science exams, try using Roman numerals instead of numbers.
Hey, readers.
So, one more week until the start of my "study break". Of course, it's a Saturday, so I did absolutely bugger all today. Technically, though, it's the weekend, not a weekday, and you relax on weekends, and not do any womework. Or something like that. Yep, I like that theory, I'm going with that. So, apparently, it's Earth Hour tonight. I never got into that kind of global warming stuff. It might just be because I'm a greedy bastard, and by the time all this crap happens, I'll probably be dead. Besides, if the globe is getting warmer, then that means it'll be summer all year long! And that can only mean one thing...........BIKINIS!!! Not on me, of course. Ew. That's just wrong. None the less, I'll be turning off all my useless crap at whenever this thing is. I'd better just find my night-vision goggles first.
Later, readers
The Vigilante.
Yankee doodle did earth hour. Poor effort. You Yanket!
ReplyDeleteHey, I didn't say I didn't do it, just that I thought it was pointless. I still have some sense of eco-friendliness, you know.
DeleteYour mum is.
DeleteWow, what an imaginative comeback. How will I go on, know that someone has used that against me?
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