Tuesday, 13th March, 5:22pm
Today's shuffling song: Used To Get High by The John Butler Trio
Hey readers
Back to school today. I would almost say I was looking forward to it, but, you know, it's school. I did learn something today, though. The Kemster, master linguist and card-carrying member of The Lollipop Guild, is a serious kleptomaniac. Like, the dude will just steal something, and run away, giggling like a little bastard. For example, today, HE STOLE MY SHOE. Just took off. He was out the door before my sock even touched the carpet. For crying out loud, I had to go to a class with one shoe on! I had to hold him in the air by his ankles till he told me where my shoe was. I swear, the next time that little bugger steals something of mine, I'm pulling his underwear over his head.
Later, readers
The Vigilante.
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