Staurday, 24th March, 6:03pm
Fun things to do in an exam #10: Find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religous beliefs. Be creative.
Hey readers,
FOLK FEST IS ON, BITCHES!! I apologise, I don't know why I said that. But it's true, The Yackandandah Folk Festival has oficially begun, as of last night! I've already played three gigs, one out the front of a shop, and one at either of the pubs. Yeah, that's how you can tell Yack is a country town, we've got two pubs. Anyway, the gigs went pretty well. I'm sitting at home now, I usually don't go on Saturday. It's my own little way of rebelling. You see, all the international acts play on Saturday, and you need to buy a ticket to see them, and I reckon that's bullshit. I mean, all the money from the Folk Fest is going back to the community, SO WHY IS THE COMMUNITY PAYING?!?! I can understand the tourists having to pay, but the locals?! What the hell?!? It's stupid!! I swear, I'm going to make sure this thing rivals KONY2012!! I don't even know what that is. Seriously, can someone explain it to me?
Later, readers
The Vigilante
You're a yanket and a knuffer now!
ReplyDeleteKnuffer?! Dude, who the hell are you, and more importantly, where did you learn English?! Hell, did you even go to school?!
DeleteI'd sure like to paint your Nurf gun white!
ReplyDeleteYeah, cause THAT'S not homoerotic at all....
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