Tuesday, 6th May, 2012, 5:14 pm
Today's shuffling song: Hero by Enrique Iglesias. Yeah, it's a little gay.
Not a bad day today. For once, I actually managed to get a piece of homework in on time and believe me, that's pretty momentous. Bit of a downer today, though. Halfway through literature, The Red Dwarf suddenly dissappeared, claiming she "felt like crap". So, being the nice person I am, I called a toilet break and went to check on her. Word of advice guys, go and check on a girl the next time they go to the sick bay. Major brownie points. Anyway, she had a major headache and, I quote, "was about to projectile vomit across the room". Charming. None the less, I'm posting this to say get better, Red Dwarf, because if you don't, the pain from your constant hitting will soon wear off, and I might have a moment of clarity. Which would be undoubtedly bad for the rest of the world.
Later, readers.
The Vigilante
Do I take it you miss me? Daawww you so sweet XD
ReplyDeleteAlso....You do realise I read this....right???
"was about to projectile vomit across the room" I did not say this, you wanted me to do this because you though it would be amusing =P
And why do you need brownie points? If I was keeping tabs, yes you did just get brownie points =) Twas nice of you to drop in.
I will undoubtedly be (hopefully) better by tomorrow as I must continue to save the world from .... well, to put this bluntly. You.
And btw I did get an account just to post this ;) Cause I am cool like that.
1. Yes, I did know you were going to read this. Why do you think I wrote it? Duh.
Delete2. You did say that, and you know it, you're just too embarrassed to admit it.
3. When I say brownie points, I mean a reason for you to bake me brownies. Hint hint.
4. The world doesn't need saving from me, I SAVE IT. I'm The Vigilante, remember?
1. Uh huh sure what ever...
ReplyDelete2. No actually I didn't I believe the term was "I think I am going to throw up everywhere" and you wanted me to "projectile vomit"
3. I think you need to get off your arse and make them your self =)
4. Yep, you keep telling yourself that..