Wednesday, 21st March, 5:03
Fun things to do in an exam #7: Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semster long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?"
G'day readers
Found out some interesting news today. The Yackandandah Folf Festival is this weekend, and I'm the very first act to play. Like, OUT OF EVERYONE. As soon as I heard this, the first thing to go through my head was, and I qoute, "CRAP". I mean, if I sart the whole thing off with a bad song, everyone will be like, "Well, this was shit, and judging a book by it's cover, the rest of the festival will be as bad!" and then they will clear out faster than people at a fart convention. Usually, at this point, I would say no pressure, but that's a bloody lot of pressure! I'm probably going to be up all night, planning my set list, then replanning it. I'm kinda nervous when it comes to this kind of th-HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!. Man, I was almost able to say that with a straght face! Who am I kidding, I'm never nervous! I'm The Vigilante! I have nerves of lithium dioxide! Whatever that is....
Later, readers
The Vigilante.
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
ReplyDeleteBecause then the cats wouldn't go after the mice for their flavour, they'd just go to the food. And the cat would stop chasing mice.
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