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Monday, 26 March 2012

At The Movies with The Vigilante

Tuesday, 27th March, 5:13pm
Fun things to do in an exam #13: Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip all the papers into little pieces, throw them in the air and yell "Merry Christmas!" If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. repeat every fifteen minutes.

Hey, readers.

No exams today, thank God. Cripty B and I both had the first two periods free, so we snuck into theold pottery room and watched Over The Hedge. I love that movie, Hammy the squirrel cracks me up every time. While I'm on the subect of movies, I was talking with the Red Dwarf today, and she mentioned the movie Burlesque. Now, I hate that movie and for good reason. One of my favourite films of all time is Coyote Ugly (If you think it's gay, you haven't seen it. IT'S CHICKS DANCING ON A BAR.), and Burlesque is a complete ripoff of it. I hate it when movies do that. There's two that I can think of off the top of my head. The first is The Lion King, which, as I've said before, is just Hamlet. And Avatar, the highest grossing movie of all time? Pocahontas. Don't believe me? Go watch it. I heard rumours that there's going to be a sequel to Avatar. Hmm, that's funny, I didn't realise they had made Pocahontas II.

Later, readers
The Vigilante

9 comments:

  1. Yankee Doodle is coming to get you knuffer!

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    1. Mate, I know The Vigilante isn't the greatest name in the world, but it's WAY better than Yankee Doodle. You sound like a chronic masturbator.

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    2. Yankee Doodle, has no problem with your name. He wants your books again. ;)

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  2. Red Dwarf wants to take you to the movies, hehe

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    1. Is anyone else half expecting the line "I know what you did last summer"?

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    2. Why were two commenting at 1 and three o'clock in the morning. YOU SHOULD BE SLEEPING!! ARGHHH! YANKETS!

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    3. American time zones, Yankee. I posted that comment at about eleven at night.

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    4. Damn, I was hoping to get a free movie out of that...

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