Ah, yes, the end of the world.

So, apparently, the world's going to end today.

Hmmm. I guess I should find something better to do with today than just sit around playing video games and putting videos on YouTube.

Honestly, though, I never believe in this kind of crap. I mean, the thought that a bunch of Mayans predicted the end of the world hundreds of years ago, and got it so specific that it was down to one day?

Yeah, no.

Now, scientists have predicted that the world WILL end, but that'll be because of a shift in our orbit of the sun or something, and it won't be for squillions and squillions of years, so humans will most likely be long gone by then. That, at least, I can believe  because it's backed up by scientific fact, not just a bunch of old dead dudes who forgot to reset their calender.

Ah, whatever. I guess if the world does end today, I'll see you all in the afterlife. Or Heaven. Or whatever. I'm not going to go into a rant about religion right now, it'll take to long, and I want to eat a lot of food before the end of the world.

Later, readers
The Vigilante