Well, I'm pretty sure that I just had the most non eventful Christmas in the history of mankind. Presents didn't even get opened until about one in the afternoon. See, in my family, we don't really do Christmas. No, we do Boxing Day. That's the day when the whole family gets together and celebrates by drinking massive amounts of alcohol. Which, que surprise, is today! So i'm going to go and get completely and utterly smashed, so I don't have to think about how pitiful my love life is..

Hey, look at that! The world didn't end!

I wonder how many redneck Americans are coming out of their bunkers right now, going ".....this is awkward,"and trying to figure out how they are going to pay back the fifty million dollar loan that they took out to make said bunker.

I'm guessing it's a lot.

Ah, yes, the end of the world.

So, apparently, the world's going to end today.

Hmmm. I guess I should find something better to do with today than just sit around playing video games and putting videos on YouTube.

Honestly, though, I never believe in this kind of crap. I mean, the thought that a bunch of Mayans predicted the end of the world hundreds of years ago, and got it so specific that it was down to one day?

Yeah, no.

Now, scientists have predicted that the world WILL end, but that'll be because of a shift in our orbit of the sun or something, and it won't be for squillions and squillions of years, so humans will most likely be long gone by then. That, at least, I can believe  because it's backed up by scientific fact, not just a bunch of old dead dudes who forgot to reset their calender.

Ah, whatever. I guess if the world does end today, I'll see you all in the afterlife. Or Heaven. Or whatever. I'm not going to go into a rant about religion right now, it'll take to long, and I want to eat a lot of food before the end of the world.

Later, readers
The Vigilante

I'm posting this at 12:12pm on the 12th of the 12, 2012.

This is the only time in my lifetime that I will be able to do this.

The fact that I know that is testament to the fact that I need a life.

CHRISTMAS RAGE!!

Oh, sh*t, Christmas. RUN!!!!

This may amaze you, but I am not a Christmas kind of person. Don't get me wrong, I love getting presents (FREE STUFF! YES!!), but I sincerely HATE the whole family-getting-together thing. Because I have a big family. And for some stupid reason, it ended up that everyone was coming to my place for Boxing Day. Which means that there is going to be 50+ people, plus children, running around. And just little old me to clean up.

Great.

Apart from that, though, I guess Christmas isn't that bad. As a little kid, I actually refused to listen to the 'there's no Santa Claus' talk, so that my mother had to keep giving me extra presents from 'Santa'. Yep, I was a crafty little bastard. The only problem is that as I get older, it gets harder and harder (hehe) to try and figure out what to get people. As a little kid, you could just give them all some piece of crap from a two-dollar shop, and everyone would be like 'awwww, it's so cute'. But if you try the same as an adult, they're like 'IS THIS PIECE OF CRAP FROM A TWO-DOLLAR STORE?!' and you're like 'damn it'. So now I actually have to put some thought into it (not something I usually do for anything), and try and find something that they won't start screaming at me about. Which, given my track record, is going to be a serious challenge. But hey, I'm The Vigilante, I'll be all like 'CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!' and run off into the distance, laughing maniacally at the top of my lungs. Which may or may not have happened before. Twice.

Later, readers
The Vigilante