Sunday, 8th April, 7:14pm
Fun things to do in an exam #21: Every five minutes, stand up collect your things, move to another desk, comtinue the exam.
Hey readers,
I want to talk about something today, and I'm sure that most of you are going to stop reading when I start. But that's alright, I just want to get this off my chest. It's my English class, I reckon it's bullshit. You know what we did in English last year? Identity and Belonging. I mean, what the hell? You do a French class, you learn about the French language. You do an Indonesian class, you learn about the Indonesian language. You English, though, and you learn about Identity and goddamn Belonging! The whole bloody thing was about Schindler's List, too. You want me to learn about Schindler's List? Teach me it in History, WHERE IT BELONGS. I dare you to try and remember the last English class you had where you actually learned about the English language. Go on, try. You can't, can you? Now, I love writing, which is one of the reasons I started this blog. But I had to teach myself my of the skills I needed to become a decent writer, because my English teacher didn't! You want to know a secret? You know how adults complain agout text language, like l8r instead of later? They can't blame us for jack shit. Want to know why? BECAUSE THEY NEVER TAUGHT US PROPER ENGLISH, THEY TAUGHT US ABOUT IDENTITY AND BELONGING. Now, I know that this isn't the teacher's fault. They're just teaching what the government tells them to teach. So, if anyone reading this know someone in the goverment, get them to send this throu th Peter Garrett. Let's see if the bald-headed bastard does anything about it.
Later, readers
The Vigilante
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