Saturday, 30th June, 10:14am
Things you wish you could say at work #8: I don't work here, I'm a consultant. I don't know these idiots.
I'm writing this while munching on my breakfast. Mmm, Weet-Bix.......
So, it looks like I'm on another "study break". I'll admit, though, I'm looking forward to this one. Filming of our little movie should start soon, and with El Directore at the helm, there's no way we can go wrong. I've worked under him before, he kicks ass.
As per usual, my satanist teachers have supplied me with an abundant amount of homework to do over the next two weeks. Let's see, I've got some for English, Maths, Psychology, Literature, Drama, Music..... yep, homework for every subject. Bastards.
Later, readers
The Vigilante
Faster than a rock, stronger than most elderly people, able to hold three hot dogs in one hand, it's......The Vigilante! Alright, I'm NEVER repeating that. Anyway, welcome to the blog, where I'll be posting little bits of fluff from my everyday life. It won't be much, just a day to day journal, but still, hope you enjoy it, and don't forget to subscribe!
Friday, 29 June 2012
Monday, 25 June 2012
I'm going to be seen!
Monday, 25th June, 11:36pm
Things you wish you could say at work #7: I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message
Sup, readers
Yes, I am posting this late at night. Get over it.
Anyway, only one more week until the end of term. Which then leaves me with one more tern before the end of school for me. Holy crap, that's terrifying. Still, I at least have my holiday planned out. A friend of mine, who I have mentioned on here before when her, Cripty B and I got into an impromptu Nerf battle, came up with the idea of filming a short movie, so she asked me to be in it. After some major sucking up, I managed to get El Directore to direct, and Cripty B to have an acting part, along with some extras. I'd tell you what it's about, but I'm going to keep it a secret until its premiere, which I will anounce on here, seeings as it will probably be on my Youtube channel (Don't bother looking for it now, there's nothing on there).
Some of you may have figured out by now that if I'm going to be in this thing, it means I'm going to have to show my face. Yep, that's right. The Vigilante's going visual. Be happy, Vigilante fan club. You know, I should come up with a name for you guys. Hmm. I've got it! From now on, my fan club shall be known as........ The Vigilettes!! Yeah. That sucked. Anyone who comes up with anything better, put it in a comment.
Later, readers
The Vigilante
Things you wish you could say at work #7: I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message
Sup, readers
Yes, I am posting this late at night. Get over it.
Anyway, only one more week until the end of term. Which then leaves me with one more tern before the end of school for me. Holy crap, that's terrifying. Still, I at least have my holiday planned out. A friend of mine, who I have mentioned on here before when her, Cripty B and I got into an impromptu Nerf battle, came up with the idea of filming a short movie, so she asked me to be in it. After some major sucking up, I managed to get El Directore to direct, and Cripty B to have an acting part, along with some extras. I'd tell you what it's about, but I'm going to keep it a secret until its premiere, which I will anounce on here, seeings as it will probably be on my Youtube channel (Don't bother looking for it now, there's nothing on there).
Some of you may have figured out by now that if I'm going to be in this thing, it means I'm going to have to show my face. Yep, that's right. The Vigilante's going visual. Be happy, Vigilante fan club. You know, I should come up with a name for you guys. Hmm. I've got it! From now on, my fan club shall be known as........ The Vigilettes!! Yeah. That sucked. Anyone who comes up with anything better, put it in a comment.
Later, readers
The Vigilante
Thursday, 14 June 2012
The Fan Club 'coerces'
Thursday, 14th June, 9:08pm
Things you wish you could say at work #6: Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
'Sup, readers
Well, that's mid-year exams over. Only four more months until end of year exam, and then that's the end of school life as we know it. Yeesh. That's a little scary.
I found out something a little odd today. As avid readers will know, I have a fan club. No, I'm not kidding. One of my friends told me that her little group in her Art class enjoy gossiping about me. Whether that's a good thing or not, I'm still not sure. Anyway, they've decided that it's time for me to show my face to the world, so they're 'coercing' me to start making videos. I put that in brackets, because it's more like constant whining. It's seriously annoying.
later, readers
The Vigilante
Things you wish you could say at work #6: Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
'Sup, readers
Well, that's mid-year exams over. Only four more months until end of year exam, and then that's the end of school life as we know it. Yeesh. That's a little scary.
I found out something a little odd today. As avid readers will know, I have a fan club. No, I'm not kidding. One of my friends told me that her little group in her Art class enjoy gossiping about me. Whether that's a good thing or not, I'm still not sure. Anyway, they've decided that it's time for me to show my face to the world, so they're 'coercing' me to start making videos. I put that in brackets, because it's more like constant whining. It's seriously annoying.
later, readers
The Vigilante
Wednesday, 13 June 2012
Brain = Mush
Wednesday, 13th June, 8:40pm
Things you wish you could say at work #5: I'm really easy to get along with, once you people see it my way.
Hey, readers
My brain honestly feels like mush right now, all thanks to my Psychology exam. I'm pretty sure they printed it in Greek, because I had no idea what was going on. Okay, maybe that's a slight exxageration. I tackled most of it pretty well, but there was a few questions that stumped me.
About halfway through the exam, one of the girls in my class got up, handed in her exam, and walked out. I couldn't believe it. How the hell did she manage to finish so quickly. She's one of the smart girls, too, so she probably got everything right. Lucky bitch.
I've also got the GAT tomorrow. For those of you who don't know, the GAT (General Asessment Test) is an exam that covers a bit of everything. It's kind of like an IQ test for Year 12s. I had to take one last year as well, because I did Year 12 Biology. The first thing I was asked to do was write a short essay on wolves. Yeah, you read that right. Wolves. I didn't even boother to ask who the hell came up with that idea. They were probably reading Twilight at the time.
Later, readers
The Vigilante
Things you wish you could say at work #5: I'm really easy to get along with, once you people see it my way.
Hey, readers
My brain honestly feels like mush right now, all thanks to my Psychology exam. I'm pretty sure they printed it in Greek, because I had no idea what was going on. Okay, maybe that's a slight exxageration. I tackled most of it pretty well, but there was a few questions that stumped me.
About halfway through the exam, one of the girls in my class got up, handed in her exam, and walked out. I couldn't believe it. How the hell did she manage to finish so quickly. She's one of the smart girls, too, so she probably got everything right. Lucky bitch.
I've also got the GAT tomorrow. For those of you who don't know, the GAT (General Asessment Test) is an exam that covers a bit of everything. It's kind of like an IQ test for Year 12s. I had to take one last year as well, because I did Year 12 Biology. The first thing I was asked to do was write a short essay on wolves. Yeah, you read that right. Wolves. I didn't even boother to ask who the hell came up with that idea. They were probably reading Twilight at the time.
Later, readers
The Vigilante
Monday, 11 June 2012
My Psychology teacher's messing with my head.
Monday, 11th June, 7:38pm
Things you wish you could say at work #4: I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself.
Hey, readers.
And so ends my five day weekend. I spent the other night at Cripty B's place, playing Guitar Hero. I think I broke the drum contoller during an absolutely thrashing solo. Yeah, that's how you know you're having a good time.
I've got my Psychology exam on Wednesday, so I've been studying my arse off all of today. It was wierd, my Psych teacher came up to me the other day, and told me that she thought I would be good at cramming. I was like "?". Seriously, what kind of teacher says that? More importantly, what the hell does it even mean?! It's really starting to get to me. I looked at my Psych book the other day, and I'm pretty sure it looked back. I've got to ask my teacher what the hell she meant by that, or I'm going to go crazy. Well, more crazy.
Later, readers
The Vigilante
Things you wish you could say at work #4: I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself.
Hey, readers.
And so ends my five day weekend. I spent the other night at Cripty B's place, playing Guitar Hero. I think I broke the drum contoller during an absolutely thrashing solo. Yeah, that's how you know you're having a good time.
I've got my Psychology exam on Wednesday, so I've been studying my arse off all of today. It was wierd, my Psych teacher came up to me the other day, and told me that she thought I would be good at cramming. I was like "?". Seriously, what kind of teacher says that? More importantly, what the hell does it even mean?! It's really starting to get to me. I looked at my Psych book the other day, and I'm pretty sure it looked back. I've got to ask my teacher what the hell she meant by that, or I'm going to go crazy. Well, more crazy.
Later, readers
The Vigilante
Wednesday, 6 June 2012
Sleep in time!
Thursday, 7th June, 10:54am
Things you wish you could say at work #3: How about never? Is never good for you?
'Sup readers.
I literally just woke up. No school today, or for the next five days. I'm not going to ever bother trying to explain why, I'm not sure myself. Not that I'm complaining, I get a five-day weekend.
So, the first public performance of the play was last night. At the last moment, we called it Picture Perfect, which won't make much sense if you haven't seen it. Still, the performance seemed to go well. The audience was raving, at least. Raving with compliments, I mean. Man, can you imagine how wierd it would be if I was trying to perform a play, and the audience was doing a mosh pit?
Later, readers
The Vigilante
P.S. Melanie, if you read this, I've got your USB stick. Don't worry, I haven't been through it. except for those naughty photos you took of yourself in the mirror.
Kidding.
Things you wish you could say at work #3: How about never? Is never good for you?
'Sup readers.
I literally just woke up. No school today, or for the next five days. I'm not going to ever bother trying to explain why, I'm not sure myself. Not that I'm complaining, I get a five-day weekend.
So, the first public performance of the play was last night. At the last moment, we called it Picture Perfect, which won't make much sense if you haven't seen it. Still, the performance seemed to go well. The audience was raving, at least. Raving with compliments, I mean. Man, can you imagine how wierd it would be if I was trying to perform a play, and the audience was doing a mosh pit?
Later, readers
The Vigilante
P.S. Melanie, if you read this, I've got your USB stick. Don't worry, I haven't been through it. except for those naughty photos you took of yourself in the mirror.
Kidding.
Tuesday, 5 June 2012
A sex scene in a play
Tuesday, 5th June, 8:12pm
Things you wish you could say at work #2: I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce.
Hey, readers
I know, I know. It's been a while since I've posted anything. Things have been hectic. Mid-year exams are coming up, winter's kicking in, and my first of my big Drama class performance is blasting off. The first showing's tomorrow night, so I've been rehearsing basically every day for the past two weeks. Yeah, I'm nervous. Not because of the actual acting part, hell no. I'm The Vigilante, shit like that doesn't phase me. No, I'm nervous because I co-wrote the play, and this will be the first time it will ever be seen by the public. My baby's all grown up. I just wish I hadn't had to take the sex scene out, it would have been hilarious.
Later, readers
The Vigilante
Things you wish you could say at work #2: I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce.
Hey, readers
I know, I know. It's been a while since I've posted anything. Things have been hectic. Mid-year exams are coming up, winter's kicking in, and my first of my big Drama class performance is blasting off. The first showing's tomorrow night, so I've been rehearsing basically every day for the past two weeks. Yeah, I'm nervous. Not because of the actual acting part, hell no. I'm The Vigilante, shit like that doesn't phase me. No, I'm nervous because I co-wrote the play, and this will be the first time it will ever be seen by the public. My baby's all grown up. I just wish I hadn't had to take the sex scene out, it would have been hilarious.
Later, readers
The Vigilante
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