Sunday, 20th May, 10:31pm
Things you wish you could say at work #1: I see your point, but I still thing you're full of shit.
Hey, readers.
I just wanted to post this to say that this blog now has a sister blog over on Tumblr. Don't worry, I'm not leaving you guys, it's just that I can post things like photos, videos and sudio clips over there. So I'll be using that as a more multimedia side of things, while I'll still be maintianing the way this blog rocks along. If you interested, the aite at the moment is www.mrthevigilante.tumblr.com (some bastard already took thevigilante).
Later, readers
The Vigilante.
Sunday, 20 May 2012
Tuesday, 15 May 2012
A LIST!
Tuesday, 15th May,
'Sup, readers.
Guess what! I FOUND A LIST!! Not The List that loyal readers will know of, but it seems to be a suitable replacement. One of my minions (re. Mum) passed it on to me, and it's made R.D. and The Kemster laugh, so it must be pretty good. So, henceforth, on every post, there shall be an insert from 50 Things You Would Like To Say At Work, But Never Would. My favourite is #13, You'll just have to keep reading in order to find out what it is!
While I'm on the subject, WHY DOESN'T ANYBODY SUBSCRIBE?! Not to sound desperately alone or anything (even though I am), But it's really awkward when I've only got one follower. Thanks, by the way, empe. Good to know someone cares enough to click the button. And yes, I am trying to guilt trip the rest of you. You deserve it.
Later, un-loyal readers
The Vigilante
(WHY WON'T YOU SUBSCRIBE?!)
'Sup, readers.
Guess what! I FOUND A LIST!! Not The List that loyal readers will know of, but it seems to be a suitable replacement. One of my minions (re. Mum) passed it on to me, and it's made R.D. and The Kemster laugh, so it must be pretty good. So, henceforth, on every post, there shall be an insert from 50 Things You Would Like To Say At Work, But Never Would. My favourite is #13, You'll just have to keep reading in order to find out what it is!
While I'm on the subject, WHY DOESN'T ANYBODY SUBSCRIBE?! Not to sound desperately alone or anything (even though I am), But it's really awkward when I've only got one follower. Thanks, by the way, empe. Good to know someone cares enough to click the button. And yes, I am trying to guilt trip the rest of you. You deserve it.
Later, un-loyal readers
The Vigilante
(WHY WON'T YOU SUBSCRIBE?!)
Monday, 14 May 2012
Can anyone spell shameless filler?
Monday, 14th May, 5:10pm
Greetings, Earthlings! Sorry. Felt like saying that.
Truthfully, this is basically just a shameless filler post. I haven't really had much to talk about lately, so I've come up with a little plan. I've started up an e-mail adress for myself, so if anyone has anything they want to ask me, or want to hear me rant on about, send me an e-mail at thevigilante@live.com.au and I'll do something about it. No trolling, and definitely no spam. I'm looking at YOU, Red Dwarf.
Later, readers
The Vigilante
Greetings, Earthlings! Sorry. Felt like saying that.
Truthfully, this is basically just a shameless filler post. I haven't really had much to talk about lately, so I've come up with a little plan. I've started up an e-mail adress for myself, so if anyone has anything they want to ask me, or want to hear me rant on about, send me an e-mail at thevigilante@live.com.au and I'll do something about it. No trolling, and definitely no spam. I'm looking at YOU, Red Dwarf.
Later, readers
The Vigilante
Wednesday, 9 May 2012
Media Mayhem
Wednesday, 9th May, 6:17pm
'Sup, readers.
I just got back from the local Shire Council office, I was having an interview with the boss of the Yackandandah brach. Nice guy, looks like Santa Claus. I guess I'm if going to tell this story, I'd better tell it from the start.
A couple of weeks back, my English teacher set the class an assignment. We had to give a five-minute speech on an issue that's been in the media since October of last year. After weeks of searching, I eventually came up with a topic: "That the media is willing to not only omit facts, but actually change them, in order to sway the reader's opinion". Basically, it's my stuck-up way of saying that the media lies. I stumbled across an article about a local woman who was being forced by the local council to plant 800 trees, because she cut down four dead trees that were on her property. Thing is, using my network of spies, asassins, and gossiping old ladies, I was able to discover that most of the story was bullshit made up by the newspaper. So, I went to the source to find out the real facts, which brings us back to where I began. I'm presenting the speech on Friday, so I guess I'd better go figure out what I'm actually going to say.
Later, readers
The Vigilante
'Sup, readers.
I just got back from the local Shire Council office, I was having an interview with the boss of the Yackandandah brach. Nice guy, looks like Santa Claus. I guess I'm if going to tell this story, I'd better tell it from the start.
A couple of weeks back, my English teacher set the class an assignment. We had to give a five-minute speech on an issue that's been in the media since October of last year. After weeks of searching, I eventually came up with a topic: "That the media is willing to not only omit facts, but actually change them, in order to sway the reader's opinion". Basically, it's my stuck-up way of saying that the media lies. I stumbled across an article about a local woman who was being forced by the local council to plant 800 trees, because she cut down four dead trees that were on her property. Thing is, using my network of spies, asassins, and gossiping old ladies, I was able to discover that most of the story was bullshit made up by the newspaper. So, I went to the source to find out the real facts, which brings us back to where I began. I'm presenting the speech on Friday, so I guess I'd better go figure out what I'm actually going to say.
Later, readers
The Vigilante
Friday, 4 May 2012
CHILDREN!! READ MACBETH!! NOW!!!
Friday, 4th May, 7:12pm
Hey, readers
I haven't got anything to say about school today, because I wasn't there. Instead, I went down with some other students to a career expo down in Melbourne. Gave me a good chance to realise how much debt I'm going to be in for the rest of my life. And I got a stress ball. Yeah, guess which one I'm more excited about. Still, I figured that I'm probably heading to RMIT and do a cousre in Education. Yeah, I know, all my whining about teachers, and I'm going to become one. The irony is palpable. At least this way, I'll be able to show kids that not all teachers are weird. Then again, I'll hopefully end up screaming Shakespeare at them, while standing astride a table. That'll scare the crap out of them.
Later, readers
The Vigilante
Hey, readers
I haven't got anything to say about school today, because I wasn't there. Instead, I went down with some other students to a career expo down in Melbourne. Gave me a good chance to realise how much debt I'm going to be in for the rest of my life. And I got a stress ball. Yeah, guess which one I'm more excited about. Still, I figured that I'm probably heading to RMIT and do a cousre in Education. Yeah, I know, all my whining about teachers, and I'm going to become one. The irony is palpable. At least this way, I'll be able to show kids that not all teachers are weird. Then again, I'll hopefully end up screaming Shakespeare at them, while standing astride a table. That'll scare the crap out of them.
Later, readers
The Vigilante
Wednesday, 2 May 2012
Cross-Country balloons, just bobbing along...
Wednesday, 2nd May, 8:54pm
I've given up on trying to find The List. Eh, it'll show up somewhere.
Hey, readers
We had the Cross-Country today. Naturally, I didn't participate. I'm not exactly built for long-distance running. In a way, though, I wish I had done it. Not because it was my last chance to do it, because I'm in Year 12, or any crap like that. Since everyone was running, there was only five people in my Literature class, which meant more death-ray stare per person. Yeesh, a usual amount is more than enough, let alone concentrated doses of it.
I was shooting the shit with Raghead the other day, and we somehow got onto the topic of what it would be like if everyone at school was a balloon, except for you. It was seriously a ''da fuk?!'' moment. I had a mental image of my Lit teacher bobbbing up to me and being, like "Vigilante!! Why aren't you a balloon?!", and me being like "Back off, bitch." and popping her. You know, 'cause I'm a bastard like that
Later, readers
The Vigilante
I've given up on trying to find The List. Eh, it'll show up somewhere.
Hey, readers
We had the Cross-Country today. Naturally, I didn't participate. I'm not exactly built for long-distance running. In a way, though, I wish I had done it. Not because it was my last chance to do it, because I'm in Year 12, or any crap like that. Since everyone was running, there was only five people in my Literature class, which meant more death-ray stare per person. Yeesh, a usual amount is more than enough, let alone concentrated doses of it.
I was shooting the shit with Raghead the other day, and we somehow got onto the topic of what it would be like if everyone at school was a balloon, except for you. It was seriously a ''da fuk?!'' moment. I had a mental image of my Lit teacher bobbbing up to me and being, like "Vigilante!! Why aren't you a balloon?!", and me being like "Back off, bitch." and popping her. You know, 'cause I'm a bastard like that
Later, readers
The Vigilante
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